Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
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That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
dude. I can hear the air.
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