if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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