idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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