This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
honey bunches of taint.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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