Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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