1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
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Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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