Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
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Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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