Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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