So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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