Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
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We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
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a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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