I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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