I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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