People with herpes should wear stickers.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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