the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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