is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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