question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
either way he was missing a nipple.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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