hell yes lets make some ravioli
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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