I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
