You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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