I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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