maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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