And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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