i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
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I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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