a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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