The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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