I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
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I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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