Im at strip club and am horny
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
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Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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