party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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