He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
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Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
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Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Enjoy the penises
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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