Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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