I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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