as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
