He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
accomplished twins. life is a go
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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