Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
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They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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