If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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