no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
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