Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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