Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
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