his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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