Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
tonight lets celebrate not being married
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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