She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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