You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Fuck me I smell like cheese
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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