No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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