I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
my poor anus
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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