i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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