This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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