What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
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you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
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It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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