Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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