; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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