Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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