brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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