I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
