wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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