Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
cat food counts as protein by the way
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Randomize