spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
