I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
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I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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