Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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