But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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