found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
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I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
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Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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