Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
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I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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